Barbara Barbarosa, the belle of the Hargrove side show has been forced to "seek a freak show with looser moral values and ethical standards than they have at the Hargrove Family Curcus". According to a source close to the owners of the circus. Ms. Barbarosa was once the "prettiest woman with a beard" this side of Harpers Ferry. But it may have all been an illusion. After the circus train pulled out of Deleware, the trash bucket near her car was found to be full of rogaine and just for men bottles and boxes. This evidence indicates that not only was she cheating on her beard growth, but she was beginning to show her age too. When confronted by side show authorities, she did not deny the doping allegations and merely began to whimper about how unfair the life of a side show freak can be at times.
People don't want to see freaks that appear down on their luck. It takes away from the experience of gawking at abnormality.
Rumors that the strong man Muscles McGee was donating some of his back hairs to supliment Barberas beard could not be substantiated as of press time.
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